Average Joe

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Little did the dastardly villain Gross Pinky Toe know when he stole my shoes that he'd picked on the wrong mom. For although my sticky exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of mom, I am in fact that fear of justice, the fat crusader for bravery, Football Santa!

Quickly, I charged into a box and changed into my burnt sienna socks, califlour blue scarves, and my nappy pink jock strap. Thus disguised, I punished after Gross Pinky Toe and lifted him in the left nostril! We fought, and we tried on; we tried on, and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he ate me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby candy and speared him through the ear lobe. Victory was mine!

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Average Joe's Recent Blog Posts

  • Adele Gets Mad and Does THIS (PIC) Posted 4 hours, 58 minutes ago

    The host tried to cut Adele off during her acceptance speech at the Brit Awards.  This is her telling him he's #1!!

  • Man sentenced to food instead of prison...(PIC) Posted 1 day, 5 hours ago

    Is this a typo, or did this guy have the BEST lawyer ever?!

  • I Need a Home :) Posted 2 days, 5 hours ago

    Chewy This little guy was adopted right away and went home with a woman who realized she was allergic to him.  So I am posting it again.  Go say hi ...

  • Chris Cornell Version of "I Will Always Love You" Posted 2 days, 17 hours ago

    Lead singer of Soundgarden and Audioslave (and no stranger to awesome covers of unlikley songs), he did this at an Obama fundraiser.  Pretty awesome.

  • New Sex Tape Shocker - Look Who! Posted 5 days, 6 hours ago

    So Adele is suing over the "fake" tape.  But you gotta' wonder, if you write songs for the world to hear after a breakup that become famous worldwide, that MIGHT ...