Is this the world's smartest streaker?
Looks like this guy had everything planned out to a t.
WARNING: This video (seminole high streaker) contains nudity. You will see the rear end (tooshie) of a naked man running across a football field. It is not blurred out.
So would this be the first intelligent streaker? Not sure I'd go that far, but he did have a solid game plan.
1. Wear mask covering and hiding face.
2. Run across field faster than security can chase him.
3. Hop fence.
4. Jump second fence.
5. Run to getaway car and speed away hearing the sounds of hundreds of screaming and cheering fans.
Not bad. However, one YouTube commenter explains that even though he has the 'perfect plan,' he possibly forgot one detail that could include some pretty monumental consequences.
"I give the man credit for executing it perfectly. However, they always have a fatal flaw. In this case, Police Officer who gave chase gets tag number of getaway car, and the game is up. Plus, they are now looking at felony charges of indecent exposure, fleeing law enforcement, resisting law enforcement without violence, reckless driving, trespassing, and the naked guy now has to register as a sex offender because it was on school property. IF they were / are caught."
So if you're thinking of pulling a similar stunt, I'd probably advise you against it.
Side note: How about the announcer saying, "There always has to be someone that does that." Really? Does there really have to be someone that does that? Because I'd prefer there wasn't. :)
Photo Credits: YouTube